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17 November 2008 @ 10:05 pm
Crunch Time  
Meanwhile, at Sonya's house....

Me: Ok, Kerri, I am wetting my pants over this LSAT shit. I'm scoring about a 156 on the practice test and all I can think of is Troy telling me that, if we were to take the GRE together, he'd score higher than me. But that's not enough I need something to really piss me off in order to make the LSAT my bitch.

Kerri: ......You know who sucks?

Me: *Distracted* Who?

Kerri: Tim Roth.

Me: :O!!!


Anger is my strength. I'm like the Hulk.
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Current Location: R3C 4J5
Current Mood: predatory
Current Music: Everything is Everything-Lauryn Hill
 
 
17 November 2008 @ 06:55 pm
Yay!  
I done gone and got me a fancy new digicam today.

The very first picture I took was of Seth's weiner.
*thumbs up*
 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Some song about "Chicken Fried" whatever the hell that entails.
 
 
17 November 2008 @ 07:54 am
This city is afraid of me....and I'm afraid of Twilight-Rorschach  
So, I had this dream that the characters of my NaNo novel were taking the LSAT with me.

OY, I hope I score a 160 on the damn thing so I don't have to retake it.

All this....having to think. I'll be happy in December when all I'll have to do is live in fear of the impending release of the LSAT scores and watch The Dark Knight on DVD over and over and over again.

Seriously, it's exhausting preparing for this. Even taking the practice tests requires so much darn mental effort because, if you slip for even a moment with your focus, you miss something important and get the question wrong.

I don't know how I'm going to maintain my focus for FOUR FUCKING HOURS. I'm not BATMAN! I am the Queen of the Daydreamers. The Empress of the Wandering Mind. The Princess of OMG-SHINY.

I can't wait for December so I can go back to my How I Look Today As Acted Out By Tim Roth without it being this )

No wait, this one's better )

If that last picture didn't scare the bejesus out of you, I could probably find one that will. *evil laugh*

Oh Tim, you make EVERYTHING better.
 
 
Current Location: R3C 4J5
Current Mood: worried
Current Music: Everything is Everything-Lauryn Hill
 
 
17 November 2008 @ 07:24 am
A First Video  
So with recent links and advice under my belt, I performed my first effort at editing a little video together.

Behold these odd 48 seconds.

It's nothing major, just a silly little test run. You'll understand the obvious WHY if you make it to the end.

Items used/attempted:

- Numerous still photos inserted (obviously)
- Custom soundtrack over video
- Sound-specific cues
- Text/title overlay

I think it turned out pretty well, even if it IS just a series of still images and music.

Sadly, those 48 seconds took roughly 2 hours to produce.
 
 
16 November 2008 @ 04:19 pm
Pigtures. And stuff.  
Pigs. )
 
 
Current Location: Skeletor
Current Mood: goooood
 
 
15 November 2008 @ 11:55 pm
a day in the life of  
  • 15:22 Last night I went to go see Zack and Miri Make a Porno and they carded me since it was rated R...I THINK I LOOK AT LEAST 17 WTF, GRRR. #
  • 15:23 Then I asked the 16 year old ice cream scooping boy at Rite Aid how old he thought I was and he said I looked 17. #
  • 15:24 But then after Zack and Miri, I went to a friend's party where I exercised my 21 year old rights...drinking legally!!! Yay! #
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15 November 2008 @ 12:44 pm
 
Somewhere high in the desert near a curtain of blue
St. Anne's skirts are billowing
But down here in the city of limelights
The fans of Santa Ana are withering
And you can't deny the living is easy
If you never look behind the scenery
It's Showtime for dry climes
And bedlam is dreaming of rain

When the hills of Los Angeles are burning
Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind
So many lives are on the breeze
Even the stars are ill at ease
And Los Angeles is burning

This is not a test
of the emergency broadcast system
When Malibu fires and radio towers
Conspire to dance again
And I cannot believe the Media Mecca
They're only trying to peddle reality
Catch it on Prime Time
Story at nine
The whole world is going insane

When the hills of Los Angeles are burning
Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind
So many lives are on the breeze
Even the stars are ill at ease
And Los Angeles is Burning

A placard reads "the end of days"
Jacaranda boughs are bending in the haze
More a question than a curse
How could hell be any worse
The flames are stunning
The cameras running
So take warning!

When the hills of Los Angeles are burning
Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind
So many lives are on the breeze
Even the stars are ill at ease
And Los Angeles is burning
 
 
Current Music: Bad Religion - Los Angeles is Burning
 
 
15 November 2008 @ 10:37 am
I can has many skills.  
Stripper pole: 1
Lindsay: 0

So much for that career path.
 
 
Current Mood: sore
 
 
15 November 2008 @ 01:52 am
Days Without Tim Roth Incident: 0  


Reporting from his secret underground lair where he secretly monitors my activities/brain waves/thoughts.

I'M ON TO YOU, BIG NOSE.
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Current Music: Stand Out-Tevin Campbell
 
 
14 November 2008 @ 12:50 pm
Video and Photo Woes  
I have a webcam and would like to be able to do things with it, but I want to know how to edit together videos. Not only can I NOT figure out Windows Movie Maker, it also crashes on me CONSTANTLY. So what's the easiest user-friendly way to edit together my own videos?

I mean, say I had one video that I wanted to have stop and then start up another video I have, and do it all in the same video file. Better yet, say I wanted to put a little bit of text OVER a video. Maybe even insert a STILL IMAGE into a video! Or REPLACE THE SOUND!

People do this ALL THE TIME. But HOW? What program should I get, what will it cost me, etc? Any assistance out there?

Also, I'm way behind in posting photos here. I'm not asking for help on this, just griping at myself. I wish they made a program that could upload all your photos and resize them all instantly for you without you having to do it one by one.
 
 
14 November 2008 @ 12:23 am
a day in the life of  
  • 22:46 i hate spiders...only because they bit me and now i look like a fucking leper and have to take antibiotics as well as put on ointment. #
  • 22:47 today i went to the Dr. and the nurse took my temp as part of the routine "oh you have a fever of 100.2" and i said "oh really? I feel fine" #
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13 November 2008 @ 11:50 am
Buttcheeks p2  
O hai, I am a pregnant guinea pig! )
 
 
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Current Mood: cheerful
 
 
13 November 2008 @ 10:38 am
Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary  
Apparently RDJ has done the DVD commentary for Tropic Thunder as Sergeant Lincoln Osiris

THIS MOVIE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.

Ben Stiller better be on bringing Satan's Alley to the screen.

And backstreet boys was ten shades of groovy last night.
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Current Location: R3C 4J5
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Name of the Game-Crystal Method
 
 
13 November 2008 @ 09:22 am
Up to my buttcheeks in babies.  
Brenda keeps getting huger and huger each day! I took some pictures of her last night. I shall make a posting of them at a later times.
Rabble rabble about my peppermint piggie. )
 
 
Current Location: Coe Libarry
Current Mood: stressed
Current Music: The [International] Noise Conspiracy
 
 
13 November 2008 @ 08:20 am
Television  
Terminator: This week might have been the best. episode. ever. Great closure on a storyline that's been going since the pilot. This show is so fucking amazing, I just wish more people watched it. Certainly, watching this and then watching "Heroes" right after contributed to my and Maria's decision to give up on "Heroes"; it's not like the latter can hold a candle to Sarah Connor and company.

Top Model: I really hope it's Analeigh next week. How did Samantha not get eliminated at like, the start of the show, though? Also, she irritates me.

Random Cancellations: MadTV just got cancelled in its thirteenth season, which is 13 seasons too late. "Prison Break" is expected to be canned this year, but Fox has done something VERY classy, which is to warn the creators and cast that they'll likely be getting to shoot a 2-part "series finale" that they hadn't planned for. If only EVERY TV show to get cancelled was that lucky! "My Own Worst Enemy" also just got shot down early in its life - sorry, Christian Slater - and "Lipstick Jungle" has been killed in its second season. I don't really care about either one, but someone out there must.
 
 
12 November 2008 @ 11:56 pm
a day in the life of  

  • 19:34 i have 2 spider bites on my ankle :( it's all puffy and kind of gross. #

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12 November 2008 @ 06:32 pm
King of the Who?  


Ya-Hoo! I know I'm grossly behind schedule but that is still a lot of writing in 8 days. I'm aiming for 25000 since I probably won't be able to get to 50000 due to LSAT preparation really getting out of hand.

By December the 6th, I imagine I will look something like this )

I'm seriously going to run in screaming Lord of the Rings quotes when I write the LSAT, it'll be the only way I'll get through it.

"Ride to ruin and the world's ending!"
 
 
Current Location: R3C 4J5
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Into the West-Annie Lennox
 
 
12 November 2008 @ 06:42 am
 
I had a dream I got shot in the shoulder.  Not surprisingly, I woke up to my shoulder hurting.  That was a pretty weird dream, man.
 
 
11 November 2008 @ 12:21 pm
On keeping secrets from your spouse and who the Justice League would vote for  
In the interest of making Superman "All-American" and ensuring he has no clear political ties, a recent issue of "Superman" which focused on the presidential election took great pains to keep who Clark was voting for a secret. In fact, there's a running gag about Lois always hounding him about who he's going to vote for, and him never telling her.

I realize they were deliberately trying to make him stay sympathetic to readers of both the right and left wings, but... holy shit, man. If you can't even tell your own SPOUSE who you're voting for in the presidential election, your marriage is EFFED UP. If my wife couldn't tell me who she was going to vote for, I would think that was a clear sign of... problems.

After reading this and then also reading an online article where various webcomic authors were asked who their fictional characters would vote for, I got to wondering... "Who would the major players in the DC Comics universe vote for?"

Of course, "Major Players" is a broad definition. So let's shrink that down to focus on the most popular/well-known members of the Justice League, just to retain a narrow focus.

Superman: Despite the fact that he won't even tell LOIS who he's going to vote for, Clark is big on equality among all people, big on promoting peace in even the most heated conflicts and big on inspiring hope in others. Which means he's clearly an Obama man.

Batman: An intellectual like Bruce is going to have some severe reservations about anti-intellectual Sarah Palin. That having been said, I doubt he has much taste for Obama's plan to raise taxes on the wealthy - not because he's greedy or doesn't want to share his wealth, but because Bruce wants the allocations of his funds towards charity or towards Bat-gear to be decided on HIS TERMS, no one else's. What's more, I think he probably respects a guy that can endure torture and still come back a stronger person for it. He votes for McCain.

Wonder Woman: Diana is a powerful supporter of environmental efforts and also an avid supporter of strong, intelligent women. As such, she votes for Obama mostly to vote AGAINST Sarah Palin's presence in the White House.

Green Lantern: Well, this really depends on which one you're talking about. Hal Jordan was a military pilot; he votes for McCain because military respects military, and he can further respect the man's mediation attempts in the Senate besides, though I suspect someone that takes such pride in staying cool under fire does have some issues with McCain's temper. John Stewart also has a military background, but going farther back than that, has a background as a black kid growing up on the streets hoping and dreaming of something better. He naturally goes for Obama, despite the military tugging him towards McCain a bit. Kyle Rayner, being an artistic, younger, peacenik-type, is also an Obama sorta guy. Beyond that, do we care about the others? I think I don't.

The Flash: I'm not going to do for him what I just did for GL. Let's just focus on Wally West, since he's been the most prevalent during my lifetime. Uh... do you think Wally votes? Can he handle standing in line that long? Maybe he rushes by the polling place repeatedly all day long, looking for the shortest line every time he zooms past. Regardless, Wally's pretty liberal. Just look at this "wealthy playboy" years. I'd say he's probably pro-Obama, but I don't have the insight into his comic-based characterization that I do many of the others.
 
 
10 November 2008 @ 10:56 pm
Aww, Bob Saget.  
Brenda appears to be pregnant. Unless her chubby parts have the ability to wiggle independently.
Goodness! And I thought she was good in that department.

I predict she has at least 3 more weeks to go. That will be fine, though, because the semester will be winding down and I'll have plenty of time to nanny some babies.

I am apparently a magnet for fertility!
 
 
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